/u/archtech88's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Most heroes considered to be A-Listers got their starts as sidekicks to older A-List heroes or were legacy acceptances to the superteam equivalents of the Ivy League. You're the first "community college" A-Lister and you're getting a lot of hate from places you didn't expect to get hate from
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[WP] "New from Disney, because you all demanded it: The Disney Graveyard, only at Disney World! Spend your eternal rest at the Happiest Place On Earth! **terms and conditions apply, visit www.DisneyWorld.com/disneygraves for details**"
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[WP] "So, uh, fam? About the demons. I, uh, I asked God and He said ... well let's not focus on what He said exactly, but the gist is we have to do it ourselves. And, uh, time's a factor." "Well fuck, okay, let's get to it. Wait, where did these clouds come from? Is it raining?" "Time's a factor"
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[WP] You're a Creator entity, usually making worlds from a template but occasionally adding a bit of extra magic. On one such world, the magic you added sprang from childhood imagination; a bit of whimsy. When you went back to check on it later, you were horrified by what adults had done with it
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[WP] Humanity joins the galactic community to discover that not only is there no central political body, but that the UN is the first thing like it to ever exist. Other species' nations express interest in joining it as they learn about it
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[WP] "What? No! The fact that I'm monologuing does not mean that I'm just gloating or stalling! I am peacocking! All of my plans and schemes have led to this singular moment, so excuse me if I choose to revel in it! Honestly, I would think that you of all people would know the difference by now"
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[WP] Look, you're the one that said that I had to be "God of Deep Truths" or whatever cause you didn't wanna do it. If I've gotta tell them horrible, life-altering shit, I'm at least gonna make sure they're happily stoned out of their gourds while they hear it. So maybe get off my ass. SIR.
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[WP] Humans are known by sentients throughout the galaxy as constantly having three primary traits: They are arrogant, they are sociable, and they are stupid. Those traits are also why humanity was so very successful on the galactic stage once they managed to leave their planet.
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[EU] The wizarding world's masquerade has broken at last. While most muggle superbeings were trying to figure out what was going on, one went straight to Scotland, arriving shortly before the Battle of Hogwarts began. Erik 'Magneto' Lehnsherr was going to have WORDS with this 'Voldemort' fellow.
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[WP] The old sentient species of the galaxy trembled when the stars were at last right for the Old Ones to emerge from their prison. So when the only things that appeared from that world was a normal sized species of hairless apes, speaking of "Godzilla" and "Badass Fights", everyone had questions
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