/u/archtech88's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Lovecraft was a coward. Sure, you can't always stop the monster from eating people, but if it turns out that all you need to do to stop it is have the proper ritual spoken while someone else shoots it in the face a few dozen times, do it! If a terror goes bump in the night, bump back"
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[WP] You got used to the weirdness in your life. The extra-dimensional house, the neighbor who was a literal monster, it was all fine & normal these days. But you just got some new neighbors in the house on the other side of yours and they seem just as unnerved by YOU as they are by everything else.
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[EU]Magic Schools like Hogwarts are highly exclusive. Most of the folks who attend are either from old money, have a well connected family, or were lucky enough to get in on a scholarship, since actual ability is rarely considered. You learned magic at an after-school program for disadvantaged youth
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[EU] Due to a SERIOUS misunderstanding, Voldemort attacked the Dursleys instead of the Potters, although a ... similar result occurred. Now, nearly 10 years later, Dudley (marked with a lightning scar) has grown up with his Aunt Lily, Uncle James, and Cousin Harry. And his scar hurts.
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[WP] After a climactic battle, both the Champion of Ages and The World Ender vanished. Years later, you discover, and accidentally break, a glowing crystal in the attic. The moment you break it, you hear your happily married parents switch from happy conversation to a screaming match
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[WP] A well known superhero reveals that they're transgender. Their archenemy is the only person in their life who constantly gets their pronouns correct and in fact often gets very upset with other people when they get them wrong
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[WP] It's time to light the incense, it's time to slay the sheep. It's time to raise the Muppets from a thousand years of sleep. It's time to raze existence, it's time to banish light. Heed the call of the void on the Muppet Show Tonight!
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[WP] A thuggish "Dark And Edgy" superpowered person decides to "break the spirit" of an upbeat and cheerful barista. A "Silly" villain decides to stop them by demonstrating that they're only silly because they choose to be silly, and that being a nightmare was always an option.
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[WP] The Queen of Faerie has challenged the King's Royal Wizard to a magical duel because she's tired of hearing so much boasting about them. The problem? The King's Royal Wizard is just a stranded time traveler.
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[WP] "Yes mom I know ... yes we ... yes the walls DO bleed occasionally, and there are wails at the zenith of each full moon, but did you see the price? The square footage? It's so close to everything, even work! Besides, have you taken a look at the housing market? We'd be crazier NOT to buy it."
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