/u/archtech88's posts
[WP] As a child, you were always thought of as "the weird twin" by everyone who wasn't family. One day, you learn that your twin was not born a twin; you are a changeling, left by fairies who stole your human sibling. Your parents just decided to raise you as well after they rescued your "twin."
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[WP] An alien doctor is having trouble figuring out why the humans on their ship got so excited after they showed one of the human females an ultrasound confirming that some kind of parasite that had attached itself to her uterus
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[WP] You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, you find your archnemesis sprawled out just past the threshold, battered, bruised, and very clearly only hanging onto life by a thread. "Sorry. It's just ... I didn't know where else to go" they mutter as you look down at them.
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[WP] "So the infinity between 0 and 1 is smaller than the infinity between 0 and 2 but if you take all the points from the first infinity you can match them up evenly to all the points of the second infinity because it's infinite. That don't make no goddamn sense" "Yeah. <chuckles> Isn't math fun?"
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[WP] "Oh, screw you! Don't blame the science department for this mess. The science went PERFECTLY. It's not OUR fault that corporate decided to skimp out on the compound's security and containment systems"
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[WP] Sentient life was supposed to have been impossible on Earth, as Earth was created as a prison for nightmarish beings and eldritch abominations. As such, the Galaxy was very surprised when humanity made contact, and even more surprised when they discovered that humanity was, on the whole, sane
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[WP] When space colonies became a practical reality, the rich and powerful left Earth in droves, leaving the rest of humanity behind on a broken world. A few centuries later, Earth has, through much effort, been restored to its former glory. Now the colonists want to return.
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[WP] In the galactic community, humans aren't seen as the most chaotic or creative. Rather, compared to other species, they're seen as a cold emotionless, highly logical species. Humans find that absolutely baffling.
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[WP] We've made contact with a parallel, magic-based Earth (rather than our automated-machine-based Earth). Turns out that their wizards are just as excited to talk to our scientists as our scientists are to talk to them.
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