/u/archtech88's posts
[WP] "The worst parts of being a superhero? Oh that's easy. Finding a dead body when I'm looking for a missing person, finding an unexpected dead body, and having to watch someone die and being unable to do a damn thing to stop it. I'd rather face monsters every week than face those again"
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[EU] "How is he still alive?! He spent over sixty years frozen! No, don't give me that 'the arctic ice must have cryologically preserved him' bullshit! Because I know the science! He should be dead! How is he not dead?!"
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[WP] "If, after you get vaccinated, you have dreams about things like She Who Sings the Song that Brings About the End of Days, the Watcher in the Dark, missing eyelids, or Elvis, please know that that's perfectly normal. We don't know why it happens, but it is normal"
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[WP] The Prince of Faerie told your best friend (Chosen One, Champion of the Lands Fantastic, & Betrothed of The Princess) that the witch's spellbook should be destroyed. But you, 'normie' that you are, never trusted him, and he always looked down on you. So of course you lied about destroying it.
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[WP] You see a sign that says "Out of order, this space is temporally closed" taped to a glass door at work. The room behind the door is ... flickering?
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[WP] Write out the ttrpg character sheet of you. Use your job or favorite hobby as your base class, and your innate qualities as ability scores and feats
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[WP] You just discovered that the hero ("Summoned from another world!") who defeated you and then 'chose to stay' had a family back on their homeworld, a loving wife and kids. A family that he abandoned in favor of marrying the princess here. You're pretty livid.
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[WP] A confused but enthusiastic sixth grader unfolds her trifold poster board and tells an absolutely captivated 3000 year old vampire about the space race.
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