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[WP] The wicked king fell into a deep stupor, and his equally wicked advisor brought in a peasant who looked just like him to play the part of King so he could rule instead of passing the crown onto the Crown Prince, who's as good as his father is evil. The commoner isn't stupid, though ...
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[WP] The so-called "Fell Lord of the Shattered Lands" was charged by the gods to restore the order of paladins the Fell Lord had gleefully wiped out decades prior, GENUINELY restore it. "Fine," the Fell Lord thought. "Maybe if I do it, Paladins won't be so STUPID about the nature of good and evil"
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[WP] "I'm a prophet, not a wizard, so as long as my doings don't cause environmental or humanitarian disasters and I'm not a dick about it, I'm empowered to serve God. Sometimes that means miracles. Here and now, though, it means I get tell you why God is mad at you, personally, senator"
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[WP] After getting itself together, humanity joined galactic society. However, since "our" section of the galaxy had become, through neglect on the part of every other galactic culture, a lawless wasteland full of scared settlements and bandit groups, humanity decided to become 'the new sheriff'
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[WP]After "The Final War," an immortal revealed themself to what was left of society, claiming they only wanted to keep the light of civilization burning. With their help, humanity bounced back even stronger than before. You just learned that they only helped rebuild society to tell a pun. A BAD pun
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[WP] "I'm sorry, but I must have misheard you, because it sounded like you said 'we should just exterminate the orcs, it would certainly solve a lot of problems.' And that can't have been what you said, because wiping out an entire sentient species would be monstrous. So I didn't hear that. RIGHT?!"
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[WP] "Every hero who's ever had an 'official' costume came to me when they needed someone to design it. As such, anyone who's ever died because of some uniform mishap died because of me. So when I say 'No Capes,' what I mean is NO FUCKING CAPES"
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[EU]Severus Snape spent years mentally preparing himself for the arrival of Harry Potter, since he didn't want to go hard on him just because of his own biases. Only when Harry arrived did he realize that he'd not prepared himself for Harry to be as traumatized by his home life as he so clearly was.
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