/u/arddnl's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Dad, look, I can fly!", my son exclaimed as he jumped off the roof.

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"Kids, let's take a picture with Pizza Petey over here!", the teacher said as she led the children to pose with the statue.

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[SEP21] Annie fainted when we were dissecting frogs today, and fell face-first onto her specimen tray.

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Kill the lights, boys, it's time to rock and roll.

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As the surgeon sewed my mouth shut, I couldn't help but second-guess my decision to undergo the surgery and tell the surgeon to stop the procedure.

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[SEP21] When I read in my biology textbook that the pupil size for a normal adult is around 2-8mm in diameter, I was intrigued.

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I savoured her every taste during the night we spent together. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Dad, look, I can fly!", my son exclaimed as he jumped off the roof.	1969
"Kids, let's take a picture with Pizza Petey over here!", the teacher said as she led the children to pose with the statue.	106
[SEP21] Annie fainted when we were dissecting frogs today, and fell face-first onto her specimen tray.	29
Kill the lights, boys, it's time to rock and roll.	26
As the surgeon sewed my mouth shut, I couldn't help but second-guess my decision to undergo the surgery and tell the surgeon to stop the procedure.	12
[SEP21] When I read in my biology textbook that the pupil size for a normal adult is around 2-8mm in diameter, I was intrigued.	8
I savoured her every taste during the night we spent together. NSFW	4