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We used to crack dark jokes about the safety coffins every time we were asked for one, but we still had a plan for what to do when a bell rang.

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I was prepared to bail out of my deer stand when I saw the bear charging my way.

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I was going to take my son to the doctor this morning since he was very sick after our picnic yesterday…

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Dejected, I regarded my new wheelchair in the hospital room mirror.

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“Is it his first time flying or something,” I asked, glancing past a stewardess at a crying boy seated nearby during some particularly heavy turbulence.

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As I lay there, legs broken from the fall and and surrounded by encroaching whoops, I remember why we don’t poach hyenas… NSFW

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We used to crack dark jokes about the safety coffins every time we had a request for one, but we had a plan for the event of one ringing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We used to crack dark jokes about the safety coffins every time we were asked for one, but we still had a plan for what to do when a bell rang.	4431
I was prepared to bail out of my deer stand when I saw the bear charging my way.	4035
I was going to take my son to the doctor this morning since he was very sick after our picnic yesterday…	1
Dejected, I regarded my new wheelchair in the hospital room mirror.	1
“Is it his first time flying or something,” I asked, glancing past a stewardess at a crying boy seated nearby during some particularly heavy turbulence.	1
As I lay there, legs broken from the fall and and surrounded by encroaching whoops, I remember why we don’t poach hyenas… NSFW	1
We used to crack dark jokes about the safety coffins every time we had a request for one, but we had a plan for the event of one ringing.	1