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As I tried to explain my symptoms to the doctor after years of research, she interrupted me to criticize my condescending attitude.

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As a mortician, I knew that cats don’t eat a dead body until they’ve completely run out of food.

253 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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God, I’m going to give this place such a bad review for making me wait an hour for pickup.

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Since my nose was running, I blew gently.

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As I held my therapy cat, I prayed she’d never understand why I cried during mass shooter training.

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I cried at my lack of agency as I held the broken ceramic up to my wrist. NSFW

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My cat proudly laid on my chest, purring me to sleep much faster than usual.

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Due to my autism, I was always afraid to speak up when the waiter brought the wrong food.

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After drinking 2 bottles of Benadryl, JC didn’t need her eyes to see anymore.

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After hundreds of applications, I finally received an interview.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I tried to explain my symptoms to the doctor after years of research, she interrupted me to criticize my condescending attitude.	1190	TwoSentenceSadness
As a mortician, I knew that cats don’t eat a dead body until they’ve completely run out of food.	253	TwoSentenceHorror
God, I’m going to give this place such a bad review for making me wait an hour for pickup.	124	TwoSentenceHorror
Since my nose was running, I blew gently.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
As I held my therapy cat, I prayed she’d never understand why I cried during mass shooter training.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
I cried at my lack of agency as I held the broken ceramic up to my wrist. NSFW	19	TwoSentenceHorror
My cat proudly laid on my chest, purring me to sleep much faster than usual.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
Due to my autism, I was always afraid to speak up when the waiter brought the wrong food.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
After drinking 2 bottles of Benadryl, JC didn’t need her eyes to see anymore.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
After hundreds of applications, I finally received an interview.	14	TwoSentenceHorror