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When the genie asked me what I wanted, I said, "I need bitches on my dick."

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When my captor visited me in the basement, I tripped him with my chains, before I strangled him slowly to death.

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I was sure that my tonsils were removed as a child, so its strange that I feel these uncomfortable lumps in my throat.

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Using feeding pheromones on the ants, we can coerce them to naturally clean their exhibit by breaking down litter and grime

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When elderly people die alone in their homes, its surprisingly common to find their toes or fingers lightly nibbled by trapped housepets.

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After 956 years of strife and sacrifice, the long voyage of our generation ship is finally at an end.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the genie asked me what I wanted, I said, "I need bitches on my dick."	7855
When my captor visited me in the basement, I tripped him with my chains, before I strangled him slowly to death.	167
I was sure that my tonsils were removed as a child, so its strange that I feel these uncomfortable lumps in my throat.	106
Using feeding pheromones on the ants, we can coerce them to naturally clean their exhibit by breaking down litter and grime	20
When elderly people die alone in their homes, its surprisingly common to find their toes or fingers lightly nibbled by trapped housepets.	18
After 956 years of strife and sacrifice, the long voyage of our generation ship is finally at an end.	15