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“And in fact, the burgers you all ate tonight were made with cricket protein,” said the self-satisfied man at the podium.

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None of my siblings have lived past 21.

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When the dead started rising from their graves with their memories intact, I was nervous for a different reason than most.

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My wife kept complaining that her head hurt- like something inside was tapping on her skull.

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The fireman was confused when he saw the strange markings and wounds on the body’s face and hands.

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This space was a good find - secure, good weather, easy meal delivery - really the perfect place to raise a family.

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The neighbors’ toddler was rushed to the ER yesterday after drinking antifreeze and he didn’t make it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“And in fact, the burgers you all ate tonight were made with cricket protein,” said the self-satisfied man at the podium.	3658
None of my siblings have lived past 21.	1703
When the dead started rising from their graves with their memories intact, I was nervous for a different reason than most.	558
My wife kept complaining that her head hurt- like something inside was tapping on her skull.	182
The fireman was confused when he saw the strange markings and wounds on the body’s face and hands.	3
This space was a good find - secure, good weather, easy meal delivery - really the perfect place to raise a family.	1
The neighbors’ toddler was rushed to the ER yesterday after drinking antifreeze and he didn’t make it.	1