/u/averykrouse's posts
[WP] Lemony Snicket is hired as an adjunct professor to teach a Freshman English course. Unfortunately, he forgets to not do his signature narration about the goings-on of the class.
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[IP] Following a moderately devastating nuclear war, humanity sealed themselves in safety domes. It's been 50 years and you are the government representative charged with visiting the holdouts still inside their domes.
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[WP] It was love at first sight. You had a whirlwind 24 hours but you left without even trading last names. Years later you still wonder what happened to them. But they don't wonder - they've been following you the whole time.
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[WP] The zoo administrators are absolutely furious. Somebody thought it would be funny to sneak into one of the habitats and it caused chaos. Time for a meeting at the head office of the "Ecology and Research Terrestrial Habitat" or "EARTH" for short.
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[WP] Turns out, God is definitely real but he can only speak to one person at a time til they die. Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, etc. The last person was the homeless guy that slept on the bench outside your apartment. He died last night and you're next.
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[WP] Each subsequent round of this game show, the prizes get bigger and bigger, the stakes get more and more dangerous, and you always get to choose whether or not to continue. You're 24 episodes in and you're not stopping now.
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[WP] There is only one squirrel in the world. There has only ever been one squirrel. Any time you have ever thought you saw more than one squirrel, it was still, somehow, just the one squirrel. And you are NOT supposed to know this.
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[WP] The lie you told your boss during your interview is finally about to come back to bite you in a big, big way.
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