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"For 5 Billion dollars you must survive 24 straight hours being hunted by a horror movie monster of your choosing, who’re you picking?"

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Every time I was sad, my mom would sing me a silly song to cheer me up, and that night was no exception.

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"I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk" said the astronaut

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"Kill your darlings, kill your darlings, even if it breaks your heart"

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When I came back late from work, I found my wife dining with a young man.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"For 5 Billion dollars you must survive 24 straight hours being hunted by a horror movie monster of your choosing, who’re you picking?"	8818
Every time I was sad, my mom would sing me a silly song to cheer me up, and that night was no exception.	50
"I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk" said the astronaut	40
"Kill your darlings, kill your darlings, even if it breaks your heart"	27
When I came back late from work, I found my wife dining with a young man.	5