/u/awesomo_prime's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As part of my expose therapy, my therapist told me to hold his dull knife to his throat.

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This morning, we were informed we'd be mock terrorist and take over the Calvert Cliffs Nuclear Power Plant.

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Following her into the kitchen, Mrs. Gretchen grinned to herself - these naive kids would trust any old person.

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Whenever we visit my grandpa, he's always saying we all look the same:

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"Mr. Bond, you don't become a billionaire supervillain by spending money," lectured Dr. Pennypinchervlane.

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Self-driving cars solve trolley problem.

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In line, I saw an officer kneel to tell a little girl she doesn't need to wear a mask because it's a hoax.

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I had this huge, elaborate plot to speed up my inheritance from my grand papa.

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My cousin and I like to play 'Guess Who' with large crowds.

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The BGF zombie virus laid dormant in our food for months.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As part of my expose therapy, my therapist told me to hold his dull knife to his throat.	14
This morning, we were informed we'd be mock terrorist and take over the Calvert Cliffs Nuclear Power Plant.	14
Following her into the kitchen, Mrs. Gretchen grinned to herself - these naive kids would trust any old person.	14
Whenever we visit my grandpa, he's always saying we all look the same:	14
"Mr. Bond, you don't become a billionaire supervillain by spending money," lectured Dr. Pennypinchervlane.	13
Self-driving cars solve trolley problem.	13
In line, I saw an officer kneel to tell a little girl she doesn't need to wear a mask because it's a hoax.	13
I had this huge, elaborate plot to speed up my inheritance from my grand papa.	12
My cousin and I like to play 'Guess Who' with large crowds.	12
The BGF zombie virus laid dormant in our food for months.	11