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To test his theory, Danny proceed to lock two more survivors, Shelly and Sue, outside with the zombies.

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One bad habit I kept after college was staying awake for as long as I can, reading funny posts on reddit.

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My crew and I left the bars early to catch some grub.

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When it was safe to do so, we released robodogs to find flood survivors.

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I told the dentist I need a few teeth removed, but I didn't have insurance.

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My racist coworker told me to go back to where I came from.

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It's dark and I can't breathe!

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At 540am, FBI raided Wayne Manor and arrested multi-billionaire Bruce Wayne.

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As part of my expose therapy, my therapist told me to hold his dull knife to his throat.

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Following her into the kitchen, Mrs. Gretchen grinned to herself - these naive kids would trust any old person.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To test his theory, Danny proceed to lock two more survivors, Shelly and Sue, outside with the zombies.	17
One bad habit I kept after college was staying awake for as long as I can, reading funny posts on reddit.	17
My crew and I left the bars early to catch some grub.	16
When it was safe to do so, we released robodogs to find flood survivors.	15
I told the dentist I need a few teeth removed, but I didn't have insurance.	15
My racist coworker told me to go back to where I came from.	15
It's dark and I can't breathe!	15
At 540am, FBI raided Wayne Manor and arrested multi-billionaire Bruce Wayne.	14
As part of my expose therapy, my therapist told me to hold his dull knife to his throat.	14
Following her into the kitchen, Mrs. Gretchen grinned to herself - these naive kids would trust any old person.	14