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I told the douche bro on the camping trip he didn't need a bear bag.

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These journalists' suicides sure are creative.

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3 . . . 2 . . 1 . Happy new ye -. ..- -.-. .-.. . .- .-. . -..- .--. .-.. --- ... .. --- -.

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At the beginning of the outbreak, I had this huge, elaborate plot to speed up my inheritance from my grand papa.

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They wouldn't believe me when I said I'm a porch pirate, not a murderer.

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I succeeded in changing Crowder's mind!

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Ever year a pornstar turns eighteen.

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My vet brother told me voting for the "Equality through Dictatorship" party was a wasted vote.

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I vowed to bring my brother's body back from China.

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Woke up to take a piss and scratch my balls.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I told the douche bro on the camping trip he didn't need a bear bag.	1
These journalists' suicides sure are creative.	1
3 . . . 2 . . 1 . Happy new ye -. ..- -.-. .-.. . .- .-. . -..- .--. .-.. --- ... .. --- -.	1
At the beginning of the outbreak, I had this huge, elaborate plot to speed up my inheritance from my grand papa.	1
They wouldn't believe me when I said I'm a porch pirate, not a murderer.	1
I succeeded in changing Crowder's mind!	1
Ever year a pornstar turns eighteen.	1
My vet brother told me voting for the "Equality through Dictatorship" party was a wasted vote.	1
I vowed to bring my brother's body back from China.	1
Woke up to take a piss and scratch my balls.	1