/u/awesomo_prime's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Even though she moved away years ago, Lisa still read her town's news online and was excited to read it's been weeks since Springfield reported deaths from IT.

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This morning, I saw myself turning off the alarm clock across the room, from my bed.

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Today I saw a woman make fun of a guy for being small.

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Let's face it, everybody in the department knows we have video evidence Officer McOwskyini shot a werewolf-like creature.

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I woke up to the feral cat's ashes purring from the urn.

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After deep-cleaning the entire house, it look exactly the same.

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"How can this year get any worse?" asked the scientist at the podium.

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My wife has been pestering me for weeks that she wanted a furbaby.

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I caught my best friend eating out my girlfriend in our bedroom.

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I gave the streetcorner preacher my gun to prove god's existence by shooting himself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Even though she moved away years ago, Lisa still read her town's news online and was excited to read it's been weeks since Springfield reported deaths from IT.	2
This morning, I saw myself turning off the alarm clock across the room, from my bed.	2
Today I saw a woman make fun of a guy for being small.	2
Let's face it, everybody in the department knows we have video evidence Officer McOwskyini shot a werewolf-like creature.	2
I woke up to the feral cat's ashes purring from the urn.	2
After deep-cleaning the entire house, it look exactly the same.	2
"How can this year get any worse?" asked the scientist at the podium.	1
My wife has been pestering me for weeks that she wanted a furbaby.	1
I caught my best friend eating out my girlfriend in our bedroom.	1
I gave the streetcorner preacher my gun to prove god's existence by shooting himself.	1