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"Hey bub, my eyes are up here", she said with a sexual tone.

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After searching for private Tsho, the PJs found him near a cave entrance.

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Now, we just toss bodies into the cremator, no questions asked.

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I live in an area where people are relieved when the news headlines read "More demons hunted, killed last night."

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My best friend and I love to compete.

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"I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed," the hammer told delusional Jimmy.

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"If you ever feel down, don't hesitate to reach out to me", I told my students, giggling.

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"There's more than one way to skin a cat," Rod teased.

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I don't know how millions of voters could have all misheard my slogan for the last few months.

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Guess how I learned about services like dropbox and such?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hey bub, my eyes are up here", she said with a sexual tone.	9
After searching for private Tsho, the PJs found him near a cave entrance.	9
Now, we just toss bodies into the cremator, no questions asked.	9
I live in an area where people are relieved when the news headlines read "More demons hunted, killed last night."	9
My best friend and I love to compete.	9
"I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed," the hammer told delusional Jimmy.	9
"If you ever feel down, don't hesitate to reach out to me", I told my students, giggling.	8
"There's more than one way to skin a cat," Rod teased.	8
I don't know how millions of voters could have all misheard my slogan for the last few months.	8
Guess how I learned about services like dropbox and such?	8