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Got my DNA results back today. All it said was . .

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In an entrepreneurial style, we turned part of the city into a zombie-hunting preserve.

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The job description said it's just waxing the building's hallways.

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"Arn't you afraid of death?" the priest asked me in the confession both.

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Looking over the bridge, an epiphany clicked in Larry's head: he didn't really want to die.

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Did you know pigs and human flesh smell the same when cooked?

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I have this reoccurring nightmare where an Iraqi boy, with a partially blown out skull, tells me to shoot myself.

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My wife told me she married me because of my big heart.

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My girlfriend and I spent the day exploring the caves around the Roanoke Colony.

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"How can this year get any worse?" asked the scientist at the podium.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Got my DNA results back today. All it said was . .	8
In an entrepreneurial style, we turned part of the city into a zombie-hunting preserve.	8
The job description said it's just waxing the building's hallways.	8
"Arn't you afraid of death?" the priest asked me in the confession both.	8
Looking over the bridge, an epiphany clicked in Larry's head: he didn't really want to die.	8
Did you know pigs and human flesh smell the same when cooked?	8
I have this reoccurring nightmare where an Iraqi boy, with a partially blown out skull, tells me to shoot myself.	7
My wife told me she married me because of my big heart.	7
My girlfriend and I spent the day exploring the caves around the Roanoke Colony.	7
"How can this year get any worse?" asked the scientist at the podium.	7