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After we caught him trespassing on church lands, the poacher said laws don't apply to him.

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Commotion erupted in the Roman legion's castra as the runner screamed through the streets, "the occultist released the demon! the occultist released the demon!"

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"It'd be a shame, if you were a few cents short again, " smirked the lunch lady.

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My rent-to-own startup just received $23 million from investors.

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The worse place to experience sleep paralysis is in the tub.

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Amendment to ban meat abysmal failure at the polls.

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At the First Thanksgiving, the Pilgrims didn't know the natives were cannibals.

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Despite his speed, Blade could not stop Batman from returning to Gotham.

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"Fuck you Santa!", I yelled at the box, handing my wife our "gift."

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Soon, we were seeing terrorist everywhere: at the store, in libraries, on my block . . .

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After we caught him trespassing on church lands, the poacher said laws don't apply to him.	7
Commotion erupted in the Roman legion's castra as the runner screamed through the streets, "the occultist released the demon! the occultist released the demon!"	7
"It'd be a shame, if you were a few cents short again, " smirked the lunch lady.	7
My rent-to-own startup just received $23 million from investors.	7
The worse place to experience sleep paralysis is in the tub.	7
Amendment to ban meat abysmal failure at the polls.	6
At the First Thanksgiving, the Pilgrims didn't know the natives were cannibals.	6
Despite his speed, Blade could not stop Batman from returning to Gotham.	6
"Fuck you Santa!", I yelled at the box, handing my wife our "gift."	6
Soon, we were seeing terrorist everywhere: at the store, in libraries, on my block . . .	6