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Loser loner subscribes to various subs, in hopes of improving himself over a period of time.

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I told Cole, because I'm bigger and stronger than him, his lunch money's mine.

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My parents love that I've returned to religion. They're no fans of my sacrifices.

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Professional wedding photographer needed for bride/groom head shots.

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Look, there's going mass die-off anyway.

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"Daddy, ppplleaaassee, stop killing my friends."

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Lately, the church's quarterly team-building exercises have been becoming repetitive.

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TIL I can withstand much pain.

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Realtor lied!

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"Who let the dogs out," I asked my partner in a sing-songy way.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Loser loner subscribes to various subs, in hopes of improving himself over a period of time.	5
I told Cole, because I'm bigger and stronger than him, his lunch money's mine.	5
My parents love that I've returned to religion. They're no fans of my sacrifices.	4
Professional wedding photographer needed for bride/groom head shots.	4
Look, there's going mass die-off anyway.	4
"Daddy, ppplleaaassee, stop killing my friends."	4
Lately, the church's quarterly team-building exercises have been becoming repetitive.	4
TIL I can withstand much pain.	4
Realtor lied!	3
"Who let the dogs out," I asked my partner in a sing-songy way.	3