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President proudly declares restrictions removed as no new cases in months.

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They buried us into the dam, as it was cheaper to do than bury our bodies in town down river.

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Being an introvert, I was excited to be invited to a college house party.

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"We didn't need to resort to cannibalism," chuckled one of the crash survivors.

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"Everybody has a breaking point" I told my captive as I picked up the hammer.

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To inherit the family fortune I had to kill off my siblings without raising suspicions.

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My wife kept the serial killer away.

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The fridge giggled while I drank a glass of milk.

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Nobody had the courage to tell Shelly to stop posting her "My baby is __ months old" pictures.

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We came home from a holiday party, to find the house sitter murdered, with the elf and knife by his throat, like some sick joke.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
President proudly declares restrictions removed as no new cases in months.	43
They buried us into the dam, as it was cheaper to do than bury our bodies in town down river.	42
Being an introvert, I was excited to be invited to a college house party.	41
"We didn't need to resort to cannibalism," chuckled one of the crash survivors.	41
"Everybody has a breaking point" I told my captive as I picked up the hammer.	40
To inherit the family fortune I had to kill off my siblings without raising suspicions.	39
My wife kept the serial killer away.	39
The fridge giggled while I drank a glass of milk.	37
Nobody had the courage to tell Shelly to stop posting her "My baby is __ months old" pictures.	36
We came home from a holiday party, to find the house sitter murdered, with the elf and knife by his throat, like some sick joke.	36