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My children have four paws.

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We reached a new record high of °121 today.

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2023-2024 school year now requires student uniforms to include body armor from a particular politician's company.

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The paper in Santa's cold clench read, "You're on the permanently naughty list".

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Presidential hopeful Capek leaned into the podium, "Fellow Americans, we need to stop androids from taking our jobs."

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Ever go hiking and feel you're being followed, only to laugh when you realize it's a small dog.

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We all dreaded hearing "Happy Labor Day!".

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"Mommy, I'm hungry," mumbled Mindy with what little strength she had left.

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My girlfriend thought it was stupid and narcissistic to take countless selfies of us on our city-wide scavenger hunt.

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My apple screamed when I bit into it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My children have four paws.	35
We reached a new record high of °121 today.	35
2023-2024 school year now requires student uniforms to include body armor from a particular politician's company.	33
The paper in Santa's cold clench read, "You're on the permanently naughty list".	30
Presidential hopeful Capek leaned into the podium, "Fellow Americans, we need to stop androids from taking our jobs."	29
Ever go hiking and feel you're being followed, only to laugh when you realize it's a small dog.	28
We all dreaded hearing "Happy Labor Day!".	28
"Mommy, I'm hungry," mumbled Mindy with what little strength she had left.	26
My girlfriend thought it was stupid and narcissistic to take countless selfies of us on our city-wide scavenger hunt.	26
My apple screamed when I bit into it.	25