/u/babyshoesalesman's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The eternal struggle over the backyard bird feeder can continue no longer. With winter fast approaching, you have been delegated by the birds to parlay with the villainous squirrels.
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[EU] Creed Bratton has finally acquired his third chair, meaning his devious scheme for 'The Office' can now be put into effect.
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[WP] The richest man on the planet announces that he’s giving away his 12-figure fortune — to whoever assassinates him
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[WP] You sit at a random table at a casino. Even though you don't know the rules of the game, you can't seem to stop winning. As a crowd forms around you and your massive winnings, you feel a thin hand slip a business card in your pocket...
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[WP] Gasoline/Petrol isn’t real. Cars don’t require fueling. It’s all a hoax, and you’re the first person to realize it
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[WP] Your new manicurist did a great job, but when you get home and turn off the lights before bed, you see that she's left a glow-in-the-dark hidden message spelled out across your fingers.
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[WP] You've awoken covered in blood. In your right hand is a trident, in your left, a bottle of 2% milk. A torn sundress compliments your jetboots nicely. A hairless cat purrs softly by your feet. In the distance, a PA system booms out: "Betting is now closed! This is the final round! Ready..."
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[WP] You wander away from your safari group. Around a bend, you see two elephants using their trunks to throw a frisbee. You snap a picture. The elephants see the flash, lean towards one another, seeming to whisper. Before you can react, they wave you forward
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