/u/backwardsglove's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]You’re having the best job interview of your life. The three problems are that you don’t know what the job is, you have no idea how you got there, and you’re chained to the chair…
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[WP]Everything is going right, and your about to propose.Then a sudden confession…she’s a vampire. To you it explains the dark nights, the pale complexion, and the way she appears from out of nowhere. But the problem is you’re from a clan of exorcists that ritualistically consumes demonic creatures…
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[WP]Grandma told me when I see Death, I must go with open arms. When I finally see Death I went with open arms and gave the robed skeleton a hug. A truck narrowly missed me, a pot shattered by my head, and Death broke down crying in my arms…
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[WP] Suddenly a wall springs up and the whole country enters a state of dead radio silence. The only method in and out of the country are the mail slots. No explanation why but small signs by the slots reading {Sorry : Canada Closed For Hibernation : Please Put Mail In Slot}....
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[WP]An Nameless Enemy has arisen and ill omens are abound.Every village is required to send a hero to confront the enemy, but your village is only sending undesirables.When the mute orphan fails, they sent you “the village idiot”.No one knows how but you succeed and come back…and now you’re annoyed.
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[WP]Month six into the zombie apocalypse...you think everyone is screwing with you cause you haven't seen one tombstone tooth or reanimated toe of proof.Your guide is gonna try to prove ya wrong...
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[WP]A child is born sick and the resident priest is trying to convince the parents to have it sacrificed to the gods in order to save the city. A knock is heard at the door before an old man covered in symbols bursts through shouting “Thank the Gods I’m still here...”
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[WP]Little known facts about Genies are that they change colour depending on their greatest desire,they love being bound to an object in exchange for power,and that they can only return to the genie linked world within an item after the final consequences of a wish ends.Suddenly a genie turns blue…
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[WP]Earth is famous for its food;which is also the cause for its isolation as even a cheap burger off-world can involve great exchanges or cries of war. A galactic team are sampling food and chronicling earth’s final week, but their interactions with one of its inhabitants will change earth’s fate…
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[WP]You’ve been invited to join a collective of hyperminds, people who considered themselves to be a highly gifted form of humanity.The problem is you’re a hive mind and you just borrow the mental abilities of those around you.Your instantaneous rejection and justification is making them suspicious…
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