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240 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Uhhh...

212 upvotes • r/creepypasta
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My girlfriend was telling me that she shouldn’t get in a hot tub because she is pregnant, ‘basically it will cook the baby.’

20 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My eyes grew larger and the lies my parents told me ran through my head as the tub drained.

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The teen mother read the headline “Human meat now legal.”

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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We always thought the baby was talking gibberish.

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It’s too bad that Halloween is over.

9 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I love the sound of a vacuum sealer.

8 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My girlfriends daughter was petting my dog and said ‘I like her body parts.’

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There are untold numbers of kids that had gone missing in the Monsters Inc universe while they were inventing the scream extractor

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