/u/baconipple's posts
[WP] There in the tavern sits the King, disguised as a commoner, listening to the most incompetent band of assassins not-so-discreetly plotting his demise.
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[WP] We do not know what happens to a red dwarf star when it dies, as the universe is not yet old enough for any to have done so. Today, the first has died, and the result is far more interesting, and terrifying, than the scientific models predicted.
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[WP] The hero infiltrates the villain's fortress by incapacitating and disguising themselves as one of the minions. Unfortunately, the hero has selected the minion with whom the villain is having an affair
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[WP] Your party bursts through the front door of the villain's lair, ready for a fight. You declare your intent to do battle. "Certainly. They are available in approximately two hours. Would you like to make an appointment?" The impassive receptionist hands you a form to fill out.
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[WP] An Alien culture has gained renown in the galactic community for their art. Painting, sculpture, film, music, dance, theatre, interactive arts, they excel in all areas, save for one. Their food consists of an amorphous, grey, tasteless sludge. Describe their Ambassador’s first meal on Earth.
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[WP] You are a great general, on the eve of your greatest victory. As you retire for the night, a time traveller appears before you. They claim to be a historian, who you believe have come to record your coming triumph. Instead, they begin probing you on obscure and irelevent details of your life.
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[WP] The Batman-esque hero actually has super-strength, super-speed, heat-vision and flight. They just use gadgets and martial-arts and hide in the shadows because they think it's cool.
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[WP] "Mummy, how did you and Daddy meet?" "Well, dear, it all started one lovely spring day, when I tried to kill him..."
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[WP] Athletes from across the Milky Way and beyond gather on earth for the most prestigious, glorious, and cutthroat competition in the galaxy: The Red Bull Flugtag
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