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My uber driver was telling me how awful it is that his daughter got lice at school.

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The prison doctors were confused by the smile on my face as the lethal injection flooded my viens.

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When I got home, I noticed that the gas stove had been left running without the flame.

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We couldn’t decide whether to bury or cremate grandma.

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I grew up in an abusive household, and after a year in a foster home, I was just adopted.

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It took me four days to scratch out of my coffin and another seven days to dig through six feet of dirt.

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I was sure to inform the restaurant of my dairy allergy when placing my order.

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My wife has been sleepwalking since we brought our son home from the hospital, and I often wake up at 2am to the soft thump thump thump of her head on the closed door of his nursery.

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I had to jump into the ball pit at Chucky Cheese to get my son.

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With my second mortgage accepted, I strutted confidently into work.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My uber driver was telling me how awful it is that his daughter got lice at school.	1477
The prison doctors were confused by the smile on my face as the lethal injection flooded my viens.	632
When I got home, I noticed that the gas stove had been left running without the flame.	85
We couldn’t decide whether to bury or cremate grandma.	47
I grew up in an abusive household, and after a year in a foster home, I was just adopted.	33
It took me four days to scratch out of my coffin and another seven days to dig through six feet of dirt.	33
I was sure to inform the restaurant of my dairy allergy when placing my order.	27
My wife has been sleepwalking since we brought our son home from the hospital, and I often wake up at 2am to the soft thump thump thump of her head on the closed door of his nursery.	21
I had to jump into the ball pit at Chucky Cheese to get my son.	20
With my second mortgage accepted, I strutted confidently into work.	13