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'' Stop pulling on my jacket'', Karen yelled.

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The fleshy mass, with it's several bulbous eyes, winked at me several times, then lunged forth and tried to bite me with it's deformed jaw.

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We warned him several times, to roll up his sleeves when working on the lathe, only to get a response: "That's why the emergency shutoof button is there"

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I was on the operating table, waiting for the anesthesiologist to start the gasses.

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I wish I had seen the "Fresh paint" sign, before I sat down onto the bench.

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Fotographic memory can be a blessing

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Fighting the roach infection and my wive's hormonal rage, I called the number on the business card she gave me.

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I've always asked to be cremated after I die.

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The crisp winter air feels good on my fsce and I am finally free to do what I want.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
'' Stop pulling on my jacket'', Karen yelled.	18
The fleshy mass, with it's several bulbous eyes, winked at me several times, then lunged forth and tried to bite me with it's deformed jaw.	16
We warned him several times, to roll up his sleeves when working on the lathe, only to get a response: "That's why the emergency shutoof button is there"	13
I was on the operating table, waiting for the anesthesiologist to start the gasses.	12
I wish I had seen the "Fresh paint" sign, before I sat down onto the bench.	10
Fotographic memory can be a blessing	8
Fighting the roach infection and my wive's hormonal rage, I called the number on the business card she gave me.	5
I've always asked to be cremated after I die.	5
The crisp winter air feels good on my fsce and I am finally free to do what I want.	4