/u/baltinerdist's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You escape the institution only to realize this is all a dream. You fight to wake up only to realize it was actually a simulation. You end the simulation only to realize it was actually a TV show. You flee the TV show only to realize…
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[WP] "How long have you known?" he asked. "I'm sorry, I wanted to tell you--" "HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?"
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[WP] “No, this house isn’t haunted,” the realtor lied. See, they’ve been working with the ghost for years making bank off of reselling this house over and over again.
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[EU] Jason Vorhees returns to the campground to rampage amongst the dimwitted inebriated teenages. He's surprised to find it under new ownership. The slasher enters the training grounds of Camp American Ninja Warrior.
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[WP] You live on the fourth floor of a five story building. You hit the up button and scroll on your phone will the elevator rises. You only notice it's taken a lot longer than usual when the elevator dings and the digital sign reads "8" then "9" then...
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[WP] Due to a misspelling, everyone's had the classic Christmas tale all wrong. In reality, Santa has a secret, paramilitary strike force dedicated to taking out the naughty worldwide. That is, until one of their own goes rogue. This is the story of how we took out Rudolph, the Red Nosed Ranger.
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[WP] After your seventh time jump back into the past, you finally come back to now only to realize: holy crap, you REALLY screwed up the timeline.
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[WP] In 1967, you put on a uniform and started working at a job that never actually hired you. You don't need the money, you were just doing it on a lark. Despite all odds, you're just short of your 50th work anniversary and nobody's ever figured it out. Until...
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[WP] "And then I countersued him right back and won the case and now I own HIS sword," you overhear the guy on your bus say.
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