/u/baltinerdist's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] At the annual detective's convention, it slowly dawns on you that everyone else here is in the same situation as you: every attendee is a serial killer who got a job as a detective to better hide their crimes.
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[WP] Everyone in the world simultaneously hears a message in their head: "Storage Full." Suddenly no one can come up with any new ideas.
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[WP] Day 14. "Can you believe it's rained for two weeks straight?" Day 130. "It's been four months since the last sunny day." Day 1,525. "Four years. Four miserable, sodden years."
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[WP] You run into a coworker's office and shout "You're not gonna believe this, I was just at my desk and a wormhole opened up in the hallway!" The coworkers eyes go wide as they point to another you running into the office shouting "You're not gonna believe this, I was just at my desk..."
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[WP] At the big family reunion, your cousin stands up and announces that they know the big family secret. Problem is, everyone else start standing up and revealing a completely different big family secret.
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[WP] Scientists discover time travel, but the only thing time travel can do is replace a single person or object in history at a specific moment in time with a grizzly bear.
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[WP] "The rules of the game are simple: first person to circumvent one of the laws of physics wins. Meet back here in 50 years. All agreed?"
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[MP] A dog and a cow become best friends. The cow thinks the dog is just a strange, tiny calf. The dog thinks the cow is just a huge, lumbering dog. They try to teach each other how to dog / how to cow.
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[WP] You're playing truth or dare and pick dare. The other players' eyes go dark and they say one word. "Run."
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[WP] As a genie, you are bound by the Rules of Genie Procedure to try and warp your master's wish against him. But with your current master, you just can't bring yourself to do it. So you summon your centuries of genie knowledge to try and help them craft an untwistable wish.
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