/u/baltinerdist's posts
[WP] "The rules of the game are simple: first person to circumvent one of the laws of physics wins. Meet back here in 50 years. All agreed?"
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[MP] A dog and a cow become best friends. The cow thinks the dog is just a strange, tiny calf. The dog thinks the cow is just a huge, lumbering dog. They try to teach each other how to dog / how to cow.
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[WP] You're playing truth or dare and pick dare. The other players' eyes go dark and they say one word. "Run."
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[WP] “In here, it’s always Friday,” proclaims the sign on the door outside TGI Fridays. After you finish your appetizer, you look at your phone to see you’ve missed dozens of calls and texts, all asking why they haven’t heard from you in days. Wait, wasn’t it Monday when you walked in?
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[WP] As a genie, you are bound by the Rules of Genie Procedure to try and warp your master's wish against him. But with your current master, you just can't bring yourself to do it. So you summon your centuries of genie knowledge to try and help them craft an untwistable wish.
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[EU] The Rebels are scattered. The Empire grows in power. Only one action hero in a galaxy far, far, away can possibly pull off the daring heist that turns the tide of the resistance. Meet Dwayne "Ewok" Johnson.
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“Crying is absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about,” she said to me, wiping my tears with her sleeve.
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[EU] You sit down to watch an episode of your favorite classic sitcom but a few minutes in, you realize you've never seen this one before. It's set about three months into the zombie apocalypse.
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[WP] It took a few extra days after the winter solstice for the scientists to realize the days weren't getting any longer.
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