/u/balxy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Exhilarated, looking between my legs I scoop up the bloody remains.

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I looked up Alzheimer's on Google.

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"Aren't you a silly little sausage‽"

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"Awww, your little one reminds me of how mine used to be..."

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On my first day at the perfume testing lab, I thought this was the best thing that had ever happened to me.

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Poke, poke, poke.

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"Oh those Lord of the Ring movies, huh?

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I'd come home from the greengrocer, having bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.

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"There's nothing worse than repetition", I said.

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I'd come home from the greengrocer, having just bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Exhilarated, looking between my legs I scoop up the bloody remains.	150
I looked up Alzheimer's on Google.	61
"Aren't you a silly little sausage‽"	27
"Awww, your little one reminds me of how mine used to be..."	22
On my first day at the perfume testing lab, I thought this was the best thing that had ever happened to me.	11
Poke, poke, poke.	9
"Oh those Lord of the Ring movies, huh?	5
I'd come home from the greengrocer, having bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.	5
"There's nothing worse than repetition", I said.	4
I'd come home from the greengrocer, having just bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.	4