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Exhilarated, looking between my legs I scoop up the bloody remains.

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I looked up Alzheimer's on Google.

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The Great Growing Ocean of Karens had breached the Eastern border and this finally was going to be the end for us, the remnants of humanity.

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"Aren't you a silly little sausage‽"

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"Awww, your little one reminds me of how mine used to be..."

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On my first day at the perfume testing lab, I thought this was the best thing that had ever happened to me.

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Poke, poke, poke.

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"Oh those Lord of the Ring movies, huh?

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I'd come home from the greengrocer, having bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.

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I'd come home from the greengrocer, having just bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Exhilarated, looking between my legs I scoop up the bloody remains.	150	TwoSentenceHorror
I looked up Alzheimer's on Google.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
The Great Growing Ocean of Karens had breached the Eastern border and this finally was going to be the end for us, the remnants of humanity.	58	TwoSentenceSadness
"Aren't you a silly little sausage‽"	27	TwoSentenceHorror
"Awww, your little one reminds me of how mine used to be..."	22	TwoSentenceHorror
On my first day at the perfume testing lab, I thought this was the best thing that had ever happened to me.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
Poke, poke, poke.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"Oh those Lord of the Ring movies, huh?	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd come home from the greengrocer, having bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd come home from the greengrocer, having just bought a specially bred piece of corn, with all the colours of the rainbow.	4	TwoSentenceHorror