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[WP] The Great Hero has acquired a sword which is capable of manipulating the very fabric of space to tear absolutely anything and anyone to shreds. Unfortunately, the sword only manifests its powers if its user is horny, and the hornier he/she is — the more powerful the sword is.
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[WP] Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. Then the fox did something unprecedented… (Aesop)
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„We’re safe, we’re in a church, even those soldiers are not so barbaric as to shed blood on sacred ground.”
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[WP] A man was struck with a strange defect: whenever he is amused, he cries heavily, and whenever he is in grief and sorrow, he laughs as hard as a man can. Despite all his wishes to the contrary, he has been invited to a funeral…
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[WP] 19584 Anno Domini, somewhere in intergalactic space: „And that’s it? You created all of humanity…just to have a good laugh?”
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