/u/batouto's posts in /r/NoSleep

Year:

The key to any successful relationship is to know which questions not to ask

5670 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was so proud of my wife for becoming an organ donor. One year after her death she asked to be reassembled.

5097 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I love my new job but I don't understand the mandatory popsicles

4827 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I Found a Deformed Unicorn in the Sewers

3192 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My Fitbit thinks I'm dead

1946 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My Wife Left Four Incognito Tabs Open

1866 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

That's not gum stuck underneath the table

1840 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My Father Went on the Radio and Gave Machete Wielding Killers our Home Address

1213 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My father’s lifelong wish was that I follow in his footsteps and become a Walmart greeter

1205 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Every night a different Orange Julius employee tucks me into bed and I don’t know why (Part 1)

1203 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The key to any successful relationship is to know which questions not to ask	5670
I was so proud of my wife for becoming an organ donor. One year after her death she asked to be reassembled.	5097
I love my new job but I don't understand the mandatory popsicles	4827
I Found a Deformed Unicorn in the Sewers	3192
My Fitbit thinks I'm dead	1946
My Wife Left Four Incognito Tabs Open	1866
That's not gum stuck underneath the table	1840
My Father Went on the Radio and Gave Machete Wielding Killers our Home Address	1213
My father’s lifelong wish was that I follow in his footsteps and become a Walmart greeter	1205
Every night a different Orange Julius employee tucks me into bed and I don’t know why (Part 1)	1203