| The key to any successful relationship is to know which questions not to ask | 5670 | nosleep | | | | |
| I was so proud of my wife for becoming an organ donor. One year after her death she asked to be reassembled. | 5097 | nosleep | | | | |
| I love my new job but I don't understand the mandatory popsicles | 4827 | nosleep | | | | |
| I Found a Deformed Unicorn in the Sewers | 3192 | nosleep | | | | |
| My Fitbit thinks I'm dead | 1946 | nosleep | | | | |
| My Wife Left Four Incognito Tabs Open | 1866 | nosleep | | | | |
| That's not gum stuck underneath the table | 1840 | nosleep | | | | |
| My Father Went on the Radio and Gave Machete Wielding Killers our Home Address | 1213 | nosleep | | | | |
| My father’s lifelong wish was that I follow in his footsteps and become a Walmart greeter | 1205 | nosleep | | | | |
| Every night a different Orange Julius employee tucks me into bed and I don’t know why (Part 1) | 1203 | nosleep | | | | |
