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Day 1,483 onboard the Apollo 19 Craft, Heading through the interstellar dust cluster has been normal.

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I always thought my imaginary friends were whispering good luck charms to me as a kid.

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The spider on the wall wasn’t what scared me.

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“Nice salad, honey, what’s in it?” I asked.

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“Nice batch of cookies,” I said to my wife.

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I always cover my camera with a piece of tape as a precaution.

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I was getting angry at that tree tapping on my window in the wind, I was about to cut it down myself.

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It was exhilarating, but I was nearing the ground.

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Giving my handicapped son his speech box unit was the most exciting thing for our family.

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I thought the blindfold was excessive for a massage, but I wasn’t one to disagree with professionals.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Day 1,483 onboard the Apollo 19 Craft, Heading through the interstellar dust cluster has been normal.	1292
I always thought my imaginary friends were whispering good luck charms to me as a kid.	145
The spider on the wall wasn’t what scared me.	63
“Nice salad, honey, what’s in it?” I asked.	27
“Nice batch of cookies,” I said to my wife.	25
I always cover my camera with a piece of tape as a precaution.	16
I was getting angry at that tree tapping on my window in the wind, I was about to cut it down myself.	14
It was exhilarating, but I was nearing the ground.	9
Giving my handicapped son his speech box unit was the most exciting thing for our family.	7
I thought the blindfold was excessive for a massage, but I wasn’t one to disagree with professionals.	6