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Finnaly, after years and years of space exploration we managed to identify a suitable planet to survive.

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Honey, come look at the baby!

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My mother is writing her autobiography.

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Knock, knock.

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Doc, so are you saying I should touch myself whenever I feel like it?

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The door closed behind us.

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It's ok to cry.

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The government decided it's time to make a public statement.

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I woke up to find a note on my bedside table that read "Don't move, I'm watching you".

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I'll start to change at 1/1/2023.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Finnaly, after years and years of space exploration we managed to identify a suitable planet to survive.	453
Honey, come look at the baby!	23
My mother is writing her autobiography.	20
Knock, knock.	19
Doc, so are you saying I should touch myself whenever I feel like it?	18
The door closed behind us.	13
It's ok to cry.	5
The government decided it's time to make a public statement.	5
I woke up to find a note on my bedside table that read "Don't move, I'm watching you".	5
I'll start to change at 1/1/2023.	2