/u/beowulfunchained's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stole a secret flash disk from an FBI lab, and I am going to publish all truths about paranormal here before they are able to find me.

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It is five days since you broke our sacred marriage vows

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I was scared when the stalker following me started running towards me

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I have this condition where I just bluntly say whatever comes in my head, so it was horrifying when I told my girlfriend's father "I have licked your daughter's nipples" when we first met.

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It is our brain that keeps telling us that the brain is the most important organ of our body.

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I met a genie and asked her to give me $100 Trillion, and was surprised to see an underground vault containing that fortune, all mine.

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We kept sending people in the future with our to and fro time machine, but no one returned back to us

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It was the first birthday of our child when my wife finally confessed.

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There is something that I saw which fills me with unmeasurable dread each time I try thinking about it.

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Remember that impulse to jump down when you look down from a really tall building, but then you convince yourself not to do it?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stole a secret flash disk from an FBI lab, and I am going to publish all truths about paranormal here before they are able to find me.	3194
It is five days since you broke our sacred marriage vows	3106
I was scared when the stalker following me started running towards me	569
I have this condition where I just bluntly say whatever comes in my head, so it was horrifying when I told my girlfriend's father "I have licked your daughter's nipples" when we first met.	183
It is our brain that keeps telling us that the brain is the most important organ of our body.	151
I met a genie and asked her to give me $100 Trillion, and was surprised to see an underground vault containing that fortune, all mine.	74
We kept sending people in the future with our to and fro time machine, but no one returned back to us	36
It was the first birthday of our child when my wife finally confessed.	26
There is something that I saw which fills me with unmeasurable dread each time I try thinking about it.	23
Remember that impulse to jump down when you look down from a really tall building, but then you convince yourself not to do it?	10