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The police called my death a suicide because of the gunshot wound on my right temple.

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After my seven year old son texted me saying his mother had been ‘lying all day’ I responded with “About what?”

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Hearing the bombs in the distance, we huddled against the TV, waiting for any advice from the president.

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I was worried to be home alone while the plumber was coming around today, but once I opened the door for the man his smile made me realize I was just being silly.

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“I’ll be down in one second!” I called out to my date downstairs as I finished straightening the last section of my long brown hair.

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When I was younger, I’d stay awake all night long dreading the days when I would have to attend my parents funerals.

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It’s weird. Considering how mean you were to me all my life...

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I was woken in the middle of the night by a loud crash coming from the kitchen, which I immediately blamed my cat for.

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As I laid in my death bed I held my wife’s hand and thanked her for sixty years of wonderful marriage.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The police called my death a suicide because of the gunshot wound on my right temple.	17
After my seven year old son texted me saying his mother had been ‘lying all day’ I responded with “About what?”	15
Hearing the bombs in the distance, we huddled against the TV, waiting for any advice from the president.	15
I was worried to be home alone while the plumber was coming around today, but once I opened the door for the man his smile made me realize I was just being silly.	13
“I’ll be down in one second!” I called out to my date downstairs as I finished straightening the last section of my long brown hair.	10
When I was younger, I’d stay awake all night long dreading the days when I would have to attend my parents funerals.	10
It’s weird. Considering how mean you were to me all my life...	8
I was woken in the middle of the night by a loud crash coming from the kitchen, which I immediately blamed my cat for.	4
As I laid in my death bed I held my wife’s hand and thanked her for sixty years of wonderful marriage.	1