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I placed a hand on the cold tombstone and read my name over and over.

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“Aha, I hit that,” I told the man next to me while pointing at a picture of my girlfriend. NSFW

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For sale: baby shoes.

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I keep trying to tell everyone that dads new girlfriend is a bitch.

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“Alright,” the physician spoke during the external ultrasound, “you can see a head right there, and that is the spine...”

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When I was younger my biggest fear was zombies, so I spent hours prepping for the worst case scenario.

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When I was seven, my mom went missing and was eventually assumed to be dead.

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“Wow, honey, this tastes so real, I can’t believe it’s vegan,” She exclaimed taking another bite of her dinner.

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I held my crying newborn son in my arms and smiled.

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When I was thirteen my grandmother said that I needed to be careful of all the boys chasing after me because I was so pretty and ‘fresh meat’.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I placed a hand on the cold tombstone and read my name over and over.	3754
“Aha, I hit that,” I told the man next to me while pointing at a picture of my girlfriend. NSFW	291
For sale: baby shoes.	190
I keep trying to tell everyone that dads new girlfriend is a bitch.	123
“Alright,” the physician spoke during the external ultrasound, “you can see a head right there, and that is the spine...”	74
When I was younger my biggest fear was zombies, so I spent hours prepping for the worst case scenario.	39
When I was seven, my mom went missing and was eventually assumed to be dead.	37
“Wow, honey, this tastes so real, I can’t believe it’s vegan,” She exclaimed taking another bite of her dinner.	21
I held my crying newborn son in my arms and smiled.	20
When I was thirteen my grandmother said that I needed to be careful of all the boys chasing after me because I was so pretty and ‘fresh meat’.	17