/u/birdslut69's posts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

Ever since I was a kid, I talked to the imaginary audience in my head.

8637 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

[JUN21] My beautiful bride choked up, too overwhelmed to continue her vows.

1513 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

"When my wife told me she'd killed a man in a hit-and-run years ago, I knew our marriage would never be the same.

910 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Today I woke up with a dead woman in my arms. I've never seen her before in my life. NSFW

469 upvotes • r/nosleep

Mark as read: Add to a list

[JUN21] "If you're nervous, take a deep whiff of these," I told my daughter as I pressed her bridal bouquet into her shaking hands.

271 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My favorite actress always jokes that she won't do nude scenes as long as her parents are alive.

188 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

When I leave my arm hanging off the bed, I always feel something cold clutching my hand just as I'm falling asleep.

164 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

[MAY21] My mother bursts into tears as I ask, "Mother, may I see what's in the attic now?"

114 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Magdalena Cave

78 upvotes • r/nosleep

Mark as read: Add to a list

Women hire me to murder their babies, but I can't complete my latest job.

71 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since I was a kid, I talked to the imaginary audience in my head.	8637	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN21] My beautiful bride choked up, too overwhelmed to continue her vows.	1513	TwoSentenceHorror
"When my wife told me she'd killed a man in a hit-and-run years ago, I knew our marriage would never be the same.	910	TwoSentenceHorror
Today I woke up with a dead woman in my arms. I've never seen her before in my life. NSFW	469	nosleep
[JUN21] "If you're nervous, take a deep whiff of these," I told my daughter as I pressed her bridal bouquet into her shaking hands.	271	TwoSentenceHorror
My favorite actress always jokes that she won't do nude scenes as long as her parents are alive.	188	TwoSentenceHorror
When I leave my arm hanging off the bed, I always feel something cold clutching my hand just as I'm falling asleep.	164	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY21] My mother bursts into tears as I ask, "Mother, may I see what's in the attic now?"	114	TwoSentenceHorror
Magdalena Cave	78	nosleep
Women hire me to murder their babies, but I can't complete my latest job.	71	TwoSentenceHorror