WritingPrompts

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[WP] If nothing works, say or do something SO stupid that your enemy's brain needs a moment to process it, and then stab them.	1
The first thing that mankind did after gaining Free Will was to look at the sky and say, "God, tell me what to do". All the angels facepalmed, but God watched patiently.	1
[WP] The child of a Noble pissed you off, so you slapped him. Then you slapped his guards, then his parents, you slapped everyone you saw. Eventually, the king himself came and told you to stop! ...you slapped him too, and now you are the new king.	1
You decided to confront the intruder who was making so much noise in your kitchen. What you find is bigfoot making spaghetti, and asking you if you want some. Not to mention, apparently he invited some skinwalkers for "Spaghetti night" too, and they will arrive soon.	1
[WP] Your mother named Artemis as your Godmother. Dad always thought it was a joke, but he was put off by how spiteful she looked when doing it. Jokes on you her! Aunt Artemis is AWSOME and doesn't care at all about your gender!	1
[WP] "I know how to win. If the chance of success is something like 0.00001%, I know exactly where to be, what to do, how to do it and what to do next in order to achieve my goal. Probability doesn't exist for me, I can chose what outcome I want! ...so do you still want to fight?"	1
You walk down the stairs, shotgun in your hands as you heard something in your kitchen. It turns out that bigfoot decided to borrow your kitchen to cook some spaghetti.	1
"SIR! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, HE ISNT JUST SLAVIC! HE IS THE SLAVIC! HIS DNA CONTAINS EVERY SLAVIC DNA WE KNOWN!!"	1
[WP] This new town is amusing. A werewolf pack in the woods, the major and his family are all vampires, the hookers on the streets are all succubus, and im 99% sure that my neighbor is from a satanic cult. Me? I'm a Eldritch demigod, and im tempted to reveal myself just to see everybody's reaction.	1
[WP] "I didn't call for an exorcism!" Karen yells before her eyes change into fire, and her voice deepens. "I did! Get me the fuck out of this body! This is worse than hell!" The demon possessing her begs the priest.	1

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