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"I won, I won!" my son exclaimed after the lottery results came back.

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I heard you can communicate with advanced civilizations if you open your mind and invite them to visit you.

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Lol I'm so scatter brained that I leave the house without my keys, forget where I parked, blahhh...

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My dog continued to come home smelling absolutely awful, so we had to give him and the kids a bath frequently.

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If only humanity had known what the "true god" valued...

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“So what’s your favorite movie?” I asked her on our third date.

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My dog continued to come home smelling absolutely awful, so we had to give him a bath with the kids frequently.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I won, I won!" my son exclaimed after the lottery results came back.	573	TwoSentenceHorror
I heard you can communicate with advanced civilizations if you open your mind and invite them to visit you.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
Lol I'm so scatter brained that I leave the house without my keys, forget where I parked, blahhh...	37	TwoSentenceHorror
My dog continued to come home smelling absolutely awful, so we had to give him and the kids a bath frequently.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
If only humanity had known what the "true god" valued...	14	TwoSentenceHorror
“So what’s your favorite movie?” I asked her on our third date.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
My dog continued to come home smelling absolutely awful, so we had to give him a bath with the kids frequently.	1	TwoSentenceHorror