/u/blondellama13's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Kids I'm afraid we won't be seeing granny anymore, the cancer was to strong" she said

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I've spent my entire life with a ridiculously high metabolism and crazy appetite and got so much crap for it but now I'm getting older I can finally feel better about putting on a bit of weight and not looking like a corpse

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"Just thought I'd let you know I'm getting some tests done finally to see what that lump is" she said

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"So you remember what happened between our neighbours son and your sister, that's what happened to me by my brother..." said mother NSFW

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"Mother, my son is literally the spitting image of me as a baby and my stepmother tried to kidnap me for my looks, of course I'm going to be petrified she'll come for him, I'm 26 and still traumatized by it" I pleased

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Finally managed to grow my hair out like I've always wanted to do since i was a kid despite my mother wishing I had a buzzcut

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"Mum I just wanted to let know were having our first so you're going to be a Nana again" I say with joy in my heart

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"So where is my brother anyhow, must've been over a year since I last saw him?" I asked my mother

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"Sorry sweet won't be over this week where your Nan had that stroke last week we need to sort paperwork" said mother

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"It's ok, they managed to get all the cancer when they amputated his leg" said my mother

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Kids I'm afraid we won't be seeing granny anymore, the cancer was to strong" she said	806
I've spent my entire life with a ridiculously high metabolism and crazy appetite and got so much crap for it but now I'm getting older I can finally feel better about putting on a bit of weight and not looking like a corpse	182
"Just thought I'd let you know I'm getting some tests done finally to see what that lump is" she said	65
"So you remember what happened between our neighbours son and your sister, that's what happened to me by my brother..." said mother NSFW	16
"Mother, my son is literally the spitting image of me as a baby and my stepmother tried to kidnap me for my looks, of course I'm going to be petrified she'll come for him, I'm 26 and still traumatized by it" I pleased	16
Finally managed to grow my hair out like I've always wanted to do since i was a kid despite my mother wishing I had a buzzcut	14
"Mum I just wanted to let know were having our first so you're going to be a Nana again" I say with joy in my heart	10
"So where is my brother anyhow, must've been over a year since I last saw him?" I asked my mother	8
"Sorry sweet won't be over this week where your Nan had that stroke last week we need to sort paperwork" said mother	2
"It's ok, they managed to get all the cancer when they amputated his leg" said my mother	1