/u/bmuir1616's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

For years, I’ve been catching catfish with my bare hands using a technique called noodling.

1388 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

With my hands and feet bound to a giant “X”, my drug addled brain watched as they prepared me for their virgin sacrifice.

314 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I had fantasized for years about what it would be like to live alone.

22 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My noodling buddy and I pulled several human bones from one of the large hole under the bank of the Ohio river.

14 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The “Honey Dipper” truck pulled up to my septic tank right on time and started pumping.

10 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Laying on the stainless steel table, I felt the ketamine wearing off and I was sure I was never getting out of here.

8 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

(Dec 26)

8 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As our flight reached 35,000 feet, I relaxed until all the windows and emergency exit doors exploded at once.

7 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As humans, we have always thought of themselves as the apex predator.

6 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Humans have always thought of themselves as the apex predator.

0 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For years, I’ve been catching catfish with my bare hands using a technique called noodling.	1388
With my hands and feet bound to a giant “X”, my drug addled brain watched as they prepared me for their virgin sacrifice.	314
I had fantasized for years about what it would be like to live alone.	22
My noodling buddy and I pulled several human bones from one of the large hole under the bank of the Ohio river.	14
The “Honey Dipper” truck pulled up to my septic tank right on time and started pumping.	10
Laying on the stainless steel table, I felt the ketamine wearing off and I was sure I was never getting out of here.	8
(Dec 26)	8
As our flight reached 35,000 feet, I relaxed until all the windows and emergency exit doors exploded at once.	7
As humans, we have always thought of themselves as the apex predator.	6
Humans have always thought of themselves as the apex predator.	0