/u/bobby_vance's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was so itchy during my acid trip that I had to peel my socks off, but that wasn't the worst part.

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My son loves coming down the stairs on Christmas morning.

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My friend used to tell me he felt uncomfortable in his own skin.

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My son seems to hate his weekly time with me, mostly because he doesn’t like it when my good boy Fluffy crawls all over him.

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I finally asked the girl I’ve been obsessed with out on a date and she said yes!

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As I watched my husband leaving me, I couldn't help but wonder if I had made the right decision.

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[MAY21] “Mother, may I ask why you’re not angrier that dad is late for dinner again?”

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Taxidermy gets such a bad rap; everyone who stumbles upon my collection seems so put off.

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I have been having a lot of rage issues but now I'm feeling much better after seeing a therapist.

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The tooth fairy is here!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so itchy during my acid trip that I had to peel my socks off, but that wasn't the worst part.	1136
My son loves coming down the stairs on Christmas morning.	190
My friend used to tell me he felt uncomfortable in his own skin.	149
My son seems to hate his weekly time with me, mostly because he doesn’t like it when my good boy Fluffy crawls all over him.	117
I finally asked the girl I’ve been obsessed with out on a date and she said yes!	90
As I watched my husband leaving me, I couldn't help but wonder if I had made the right decision.	57
[MAY21] “Mother, may I ask why you’re not angrier that dad is late for dinner again?”	25
Taxidermy gets such a bad rap; everyone who stumbles upon my collection seems so put off.	20
I have been having a lot of rage issues but now I'm feeling much better after seeing a therapist.	14
The tooth fairy is here!	12