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I’d always assumed that my older sister hated church because she was secretly an atheist or something.

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The first time you die is when your brain and heart stop and the doctor calls the time.

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I absolutely hate funerals.

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The neighbors’ new sound system keeps me up all night, especially when they’re watching slasher movies.

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I’m worried about getting my husband’s hopes up by telling him he’s going to be a dad.

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“Make me the smartest person in the world,” I commanded the Genie.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’d always assumed that my older sister hated church because she was secretly an atheist or something.	635
The first time you die is when your brain and heart stop and the doctor calls the time.	13
I absolutely hate funerals.	8
The neighbors’ new sound system keeps me up all night, especially when they’re watching slasher movies.	4
I’m worried about getting my husband’s hopes up by telling him he’s going to be a dad.	4
“Make me the smartest person in the world,” I commanded the Genie.	1