/u/boots_made4_Walken's posts
[WP] Twenty years ago, you and your buddies debated starting a "survivor" colony. Ten years ago, you grew your borders to include every state between Louisiana and Washington. Ten minutes ago, you just declared war on the United States. What did you say?
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[WP] Guardians are large, sentient mechs that are sent with every Missouri-class Ark ship to guide and guard their respective crews on their new homeworld. As a mech, you wake up to find your entire colony disappeared, and you can only suspect The Gobblers had something to do with it.
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[WP] Nuclear Weapons don't gain power from splitting atoms, they contain the entire gathered knowledge of every living thing that has ever lived, and they release it in an instant. What do you do with this information?
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[WP] Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius convene in a dimly lit room with the Greybeards and every major guild in the region to address Alduin's death at the hands of Godzilla, and what happens next.
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[WP] As a private in a post apocalyptic militia, describe your first firefight with Sergeant Major (Dr.) Cox.
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[WP] When you got older, so did your imaginary friends. As you matured, grew stronger, developed wilder imaginations, so did they. Describe your fire bending, force mastering teddy bear's reaction to your hopeful date who denied your invitation to prom.
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[WP] As you squeeze some ketchup onto your plate, it very politely asks you to stop with a celebrity voice of your choosing.
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[EU] Your race was the first to know the Reapers were coming, but you still couldn't get over seeing the first one, knowing that it was their best attempt at copying their worst enemy from the last cycle, the Humans.
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[WP] You play a prank on a newbie at work where you tell him that you don't exist and his mind is making up all of your interactions with people. S/he replies, "Yeah, I know."
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