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I gripped the diamond ring with my left hand and the grenade's pin with my right.

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We exchanged worried glances when our son pointed at the roof and inquired what was in the attic.

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As a vegetarian, the smell of cooking flesh has always made me feel uncomfortable.

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"You won't get away with this!" I warned as I struggled against the restraints.

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wikiHow said if I wanted to know if an egg was rotten, put it in a glass of water and see if it floats.

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I don't understand when they moved in, or how they made those photographs.

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With an almighty push and screech of encouragement from my mum, I was finally riding a bike without stabilisers.

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I was gently awoken by my phone buzzing right beside my head.

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I watched proudly as the priest gently dipped my daughter's head into the holy water.

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I swung my various golf clubs to try get out of the bunker but it was no use.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I gripped the diamond ring with my left hand and the grenade's pin with my right.	17788
We exchanged worried glances when our son pointed at the roof and inquired what was in the attic.	12462
As a vegetarian, the smell of cooking flesh has always made me feel uncomfortable.	259
"You won't get away with this!" I warned as I struggled against the restraints.	188
wikiHow said if I wanted to know if an egg was rotten, put it in a glass of water and see if it floats.	150
I don't understand when they moved in, or how they made those photographs.	54
With an almighty push and screech of encouragement from my mum, I was finally riding a bike without stabilisers.	27
I was gently awoken by my phone buzzing right beside my head.	22
I watched proudly as the priest gently dipped my daughter's head into the holy water.	10
I swung my various golf clubs to try get out of the bunker but it was no use.	7